honestly why do they play advertisements for florida orange juice in florida
everyone in florida knows
orange juice practically streams out of our assholes
how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
pshh, you’re like the english dubbed version of anime.
This was everything I hoped it would be.